My dog was arrested for eating neighbour's chicken.
Please help with bail.:
On the first day...
God Hears A Joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER AND SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the second day...
God Hears A Joke He Heard Before:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER AND SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the third day...
God Tells A Joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to there other side.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER AND SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the fourth day...
God Hears A Bad Joke; But A Good One:
Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in a chicken.
GOD HEARD LAUGHER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the fifth day...
God Has To Ask:
Why was that chicken crossing the road?
GOD HEARD LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the sixth day...
God Becomes a Comic:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Saw a cock!
Saw a cock!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in a chicken!
Again,
why did the chicken cross the road?
why did the chicken cross the road?
That cock looked bigger!
Why did the dirty old man cross the road?
That wasn't his cock!
Why did Old McDonald cross the road?
That was his chicken!
And on this farm he had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
And on this farm he had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
GOD HEARD LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the seventh day...
Did you know,
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
backwards
is just
CHRIST FUCKING HIMSELF?
Either way,
FUCKED! FUCKED! FUCKED!
"MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?"
"MY GOD, MY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?"
GOD HEARD LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the eight day...
The Big Bang:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(sorry to interrupt)
"ARE WE TALKING THE SAME GOD DAMN CHICKEN
or
ONE BELIEVING MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE?!"
~(6!9)~
******
"Man's Best Friend is His Dog."
"PS title of this blog refers to a placard we saw being held up by a guy who was asking for money at a set of traffic lights. I’m not sure if he meant dog as in animal-dog or homie-dog…"
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