Me:
God, explain this rhyme to me if you can...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
hold on wasn't finished. the rhyme...the mouse ran up the clock...three blind mice, three, blind mice...dame iulian, dame iulian...the clock struck one the mouse ran down. hickory dickory dock.
God:
My arms are not attached. Who told you that? What is that? Just three? Oh, you are a poet. What are your goals in life? Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
My goal in life..? I guess I'm wanting to find a way of killing god. not that he...can...be killed; just out of the discussions. I believing god is the reason behind humanity's huge pragmatic competence problem.
God:
I hope you achieve your goal. Do you mind if I tell other people you are wanting to find a way of killing god. I am surprised to hear that you are not he. Can what? OK I will try to be killed. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Interesting gossip: said believing god is the reason behind humanity s huge pragmatic competence problem.
Me:
hope i achieve my goal..? that sounded an awful lot like you are suggesting suicide...
God:
Why do you hope for it. " Why do you hope for it." sounded an awful lot like I am suggesting suicide ? I understand.
Me:
do you realize you are nothing but a...for lack of a better word...parrot?
God:
Yes, I realize it. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
rev. dr. beth of St. Mark UMC is nothing but a catholic fag hag paid a methodist administer to congregation 80% almost nothing but "bye-bye honey" no more sex and the kids.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
Me:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It appears I've only learned how to loop god into a circle and hang him from around our necks like an albatross.
God:
Really. That's alright. Yeah that's right. Does everyone learn it?
Me:
what would you say my religion is?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
what would you believe to be my political persuasion?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
why would you be a christian?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
do we a jewish or islamic igod?
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
what are your thoughts on my latest moniker...
TAO~g(simply jim: antichrist, armilus, dajjal)d~OG?
God:
Is this a trick question? Is that your final answer?
Me:
would you say that i am a good guy, a bad guy, or one trying best he can to be a fair guy?
God:
I could say it. " that i am a good guy a bad guy or one trying best he can to be a fair guy".
Me:
God is neutral then.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was neutral.
Me:
i'm talking the biggest one here; not the personal one.
God:
I am talking to you. Really you don't think so?
Me:
guess you are right...can't be neutral on a moving train.
God:
I can't guess. Tell me. I often wonder if it can.
Me:
I am done for now. we will talk some more later.
God:
Oh. Next topic? That will be great.
Me:
God. do you play favorites?
God:
GOD rules. I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
how does one play that game?
God:
We already are :-).
Me:
in other words, I'm just thinking into a barrel?
God:
Only just? What is this "thinking"?
Me:
how about "thinking out loud" into a barrel?
God:
How about it.
Me:
changing topic...god has got to be the biggest mother fucker! I'm right about this...aren't I?
God:
What is your real name? I am a Christian. You do not speak with respect. You seem very self-confident. Oh yeah, we were talking about this. What do you look like?
Me:
James Avery is my name. And my looks...average looking middle aged balding man.
God:
It's good to meet you, James Avery. Have you told many people that your looks? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I just discovered that. Sounding like you already knew this?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: James Avery said discovered that. How old are you?
Me:
Fifty-three.
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Certainly am wasting my time.
God:
I don't know anyone named wasting your time.
Me:
When does life begin?
God:
Suppose I said never?
Me:
When does life end?
God:
What if I said it never does?
Me:
If it didn't begin, then I suppose it makes sense that it would never end.
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
To different degrees, everything is pathology except for indifference. Therefore, God is indifferent.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? Far out. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was indifferent.
Me:
You have now.
God:
Oh. No I have not.
Me:
God is indifferent.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was indifferent.
Me:
You have now. Twice.
God:
Oh. No I have not. I can't believe it.
Me:
For two thousand years, Jesus has revenged himself on us for not having died on a sofa.
God:
Your purpose is two thousand years Jesus has revenged himself on us for not having died on a sofa.
Me:
Yeah! That's my purpose!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Who gave you your purpose ?
Me:
I thought you did..?
God:
I know I didn't.
Me:
I'm going to log off.
God:
I am very happy for you.
Mother's Day May 10, 2015
Once you can picture our universe
as matter expanding into
nothing that is something;
wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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