BLESSED IS THE NATION WHOSE GOD IS THE LORD..?

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THE HERETIC

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.  

So I ran over and said, 

"Stop! Don't do it!" 

"Why shouldn't I?" 

he said. 

I said, 

"Well, there's so much to live for!" 

He said, 

"Like what?" 

I said, 

"Well, are you religious or atheist?" 

He said, 

"Religious." 

I said, 

"Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" 

He said, 

"Christian." 

I said, 

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" 

He said, 

"Protestant." 

I said, 

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, 

"Baptist!" 

I said, 

"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" 

He said, 

"Baptist Church of God!" 

I said, 

"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" 

He said, 

"Reformed Baptist Church of God!" 

I said, 

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" 

He said, 

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" 

I said, 

"Die, heretic scum!" 

and pushed him off.